The Bards

We have ridden to your lands in order to bring you the tales from our own, but who ARE we? Why should we trust these strangers around our campfires and in our town squares? If we are being fully honest, you should likely remain wary, though were is the fun in that, right? That being said, we are nothing if not gentlemen and gentlemen issue a proper introduction. So here and now we shall humbly offer a bit about ourselves...

 

Evan Hubbard

Though he once hailed from the capital city of bards, Los Angeles, Evan Hubbard found he didn't relate to the plastic faced, vapid performers of the region. This lingering doubt made it quite easy for a Bavarian witch and seductress to lure him away to the land of Deutsch with her powers of enchantment. It was there that he encountered a fellow bard in this new, strange place. Evan is a barber by trade, but has always in his blackened heart of  hearts, been a crafter of stories. So now, with a skilled partner to complete an unlikely dual act, he spins disturbing yarns and weaves wicked tales for you all to either delight in or be repulsed by...

 

Johannes Schumacher

Lacking the keen wit or polished finesse to secure a position among the egregiously overpaid scribes of our age, Johannes Schumacher instead channels his boundless creative fervor into crafting tales and breathing life into characters as a modern-day Bard. Emerging from the shadowed depths of the Black Forest, he journeyed forth only to find himself entwined in curious and undoubtedly dubious alliances with foreign Americans—first encountered in the dim, smoky haze of a Bavarian tavern, where he was, by all accounts, splendidly intoxicated. The rest, as they say, is history, though the horrifying best is yet to come...