Bards of the Badlands
We are a bi-weekly, horror, actual play podcast focusing on the Call of Cthulhu and Dungeons and Dragons systems. Our scenarios range from time tested classics by well known scribes of the unknown to never before revealed fables of our own horrifying design. We, your humble bards, wish to regale you with tales of eldritch abominations and sinister madmen all the while, in our own lives, offering sacrifices to satiate the most terrifying creatures imaginable.... our wives and children. So sit back, relax, tighten up your straight jackets, and let us take you down the spiraling descent into madness.
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Episodes
3 hours ago
3 hours ago
Things just keep getting weirder and wilder in the office for our sales duo. Is this some sort of awful nightmare or just the result of years of monotonous, soul crushing, white collar labor?
A Call of Cthulhu 7th Edition Scenario by Evan Hubbard.
7 days ago
7 days ago
A pair of sales associates have called in sick to work on a Monday to avoid a meeting with a "productivity coach". When they return to work the following day they quickly realize that everyday feels like a Monday in THIS office...
A Call of Cthulhu 7th Edition scenario written by Evan Hubbard
For more information and to contact us, visit us at www.bardsofthebadlands.podbean.com
CONTENT WARNING: This podcast contains strong languages and mature subject matter.
INTRO MUSIC COMPOSED BY: Nick Ricchio@nickricchiomusic on Instagram
ADDITIONAL MUSIC AND SOUNDS PROVIDED BY: Zapsplat
CREDITS
"The House of Leaves" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0
Unlight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Friday Jun 27, 2025
Friday Jun 27, 2025
Charlie and Doug, a pair of salespeople, have decided to skip work on Monday and avoid a pointless productivity meeting. They return the following day only to find that, in this office, EVERYDAY feels like a Monday for some reason...
A Call of Cthulhu 7th edition scenario by Evan Hubbard
Thursday Jun 19, 2025
Thursday Jun 19, 2025
In the action packed finale, our adventurers try deperately to find a way back to their own reality before being fully consumed by Carcosa. They will need to make some quick and tough choices before it is too late...
A Call of Cthulhu 7th edition scenario from the Fears Sharp Little Needles Collection written by Oscar Rios.
For more information and to contact us, visit us at www.bardsofthebadlands.podbean.com
CONTENT WARNING: This podcast contains strong languages and mature subject matter.
CREDITS
Fig Leaf Rag - distressed" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
INTRO MUSIC COMPOSED BY: Nick Ricchio@nickricchiomusic on Instagram
ADDITIONAL MUSIC AND SOUNDS PROVIDED BY: Zapsplat.com
Wednesday Jun 11, 2025
Wednesday Jun 11, 2025
In mind bending finale, our investigators scramble to find a way home before they are consumed by the abhorrent place in which they find themselves. Will they find an answer or become permanent denizens of this twisted, alternate dimension?
A Call of Cthulhu 7th edition scenario by Oscar Rios.
Music by:
"Hard Boiled" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Friday Jun 06, 2025
Friday Jun 06, 2025
DISCLAIMER: The intro to this episode will indicate that this episode is part 3 when it is, in fact, part 2. We must have been suffering from a temporary bout of madness at the time and we humbly beg your forgiveness for any confusion it may cause. Now, on with the show!
Our investigators now find themselves slightly off the map, so to speak, and must make heads or tails of the situation. This may prove difficult as things, including thier minds, quickly begin to unravel...
A Call of Cthulhu 7th edition scenario from the Fear´s Sharp Little Needles Collection written by Oscar Rios.
Visit our Patreon to help us continue composing bone chilling tales and receive exclusive bonus content for your support.
For more information and to contact us, visit us at www.bardsofthebadlands.podbean.com
CONTENT WARNING: This podcast contains strong languages and mature subject matter.
INTRO MUSIC COMPOSED BY: Nick Ricchio@nickricchiomusic on Instagram
ADDITIONAL MUSIC AND SOUNDS PROVIDED BY: Zapsplat.com
Friday May 30, 2025
Friday May 30, 2025
Our occult enthusiasts have just learned the age old lesson of "be careful what you wish for". The now find themselves far from anywhere even resembling home as things get stranger and stranger with each passing minute...
A Call of Cthulhu 7th edition scenario by Oscar Rios.
Music by:
"Hard Boiled" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Thursday May 22, 2025
Thursday May 22, 2025
A group of inquisitive, paranormal enthusiasts find themselves at an art commune coffee house for a poetry slam event. They will soon discover that while art may be subjective, abject horror is not...
A Call of Cthulhu 7th edition scenario from the Fears Sharp Little Needles Collection written by Oscar Rios.
Visit our Patreon to help us continue composing bone chilling tales and receive exclusive bonus content for your support.
For more information and to contact us, visit us at www.bardsofthebadlands.podbean.com
CONTENT WARNING: This podcast contains strong languages and mature subject matter.
CREDITSUnlight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
INTRO MUSIC COMPOSED BY: Nick Ricchio@nickricchiomusic on Instagram
ADDITIONAL MUSIC AND SOUNDS PROVIDED BY: Zapsplat.com
Friday May 16, 2025
Friday May 16, 2025
A group of hip, paranormal investigators find themselves amongst other cool cats and daddios with similar interests at a poetry slam night. This commune of artists has its share of weirdos, but there is always that one kook that takes things just a little bit too far and harshes the vibe...
A Call of Cthulhu 7th edition scenario by Oscar Rios.
Music by:
"Hard Boiled" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Thursday May 08, 2025
Thursday May 08, 2025
In the chilling finale, our research team comes face to face with the horror plaguing the station. Do they have what it takes to subdue it once more or does the usefulness of a higher education end at cosmic monstrosities?
Visit our Patreon to help us continue composing bone chilling tales and receive exclusive bonus content for your support.
For more information and to contact us, visit us at www.bardsofthebadlands.podbean.com
CONTENT WARNING: This podcast contains strong languages and mature subject matter.
INTRO MUSIC COMPOSED BY: Nick Ricchio@nickricchiomusic on Instagram
ADDITIONAL MUSIC AND SOUNDS PROVIDED BY:
Zapsplat.com